READ THIS. SAVE YOUR BUM.
The itchy field guide.
A very serious guide to a very unserious dinosaur problem.
Chase & shoot
Move around the jungle and aim at a dinosaur. Green dinos take 1 damage, coral raptors take 2, and golden horned dinos take 3.
Scratch & collect
Every successful hit triggers your signature bum scratch. Knock out a dinosaur and it drops a pink scratch token. Walk over it to pick it up.
Get paid
Start with 8 coins for every hit and another 12 for a knockout. Missed shots pay nothing. Your lucky pockets upgrade increases both rewards.
Make it ridiculous
Use coins and scratch drops in the upgrade shack. Upgrade your gun, shoes, dinosaur spawn rate, and payouts. Each item has 5 permanent levels.
The controls
- Move
- W A S D or ↑ ↓ ← →
- Aim & shoot
- Move mouse, click arena
- Shoot nearest dino
- Hold SPACE or Fire
- Pause / resume
- ESC or pause button
Stay on your feet
Dinosaurs wander until you get close. Then they chase you! A bump costs 12 health, with a short invincibility window after each hit.
Run out of health? Start another hunt with full health. You keep every coin, scratch drop, and upgrade you earned.
Scratch drops disappear after 40 seconds. Grab them while the jungle is clear. Changing pages starts a fresh arena when you return.